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Guadeloupe
Pointe a Pitre is the capital of Guadeloupe. The airport is large and modern, however, there is nowhere to drink a cup of cafe. The weather is beautiful, with the first breath of air incredible humidity is felt, cigarettes bought in Moscow are not pleasant to smoke, they do not stretch. And by the way, they don’t smoke at the airport, they don’t smoke in taxis, and they don’t smoke in restaurants, but we smoke and we have to remember how the English or French will be the ashtray and if you ask, they will bring it. The roads on the whole island are beautiful, not a single hole, clear markings, it is a pleasure to ride. All drivers are very polite, but accustomed to the Moscow movement, it is difficult to restrain emotions when one crawls at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour, his tail is three kilometers behind him and no one is ahead of anyone. There are practically no police officers, but they were seen a couple of times when they helped Continue reading
Travel to Haiti
To many people, Haiti appears as a scattered set of frightening stereotypes that can hardly be integrated into one whole: zombies, voodoo, taunton-makuti, Papa Doc and his son Baby Doc, poverty, civil war, permanent cyclones – and again zombies. All these terrible words have done their job – so far, Haiti remains one of the least visited countries in the world, although the climate favors tourism. Of course, not least this happens simply because all these stereotypes are not idle tales. In general, to love Haiti, you need to be born there. Or, at worst, overcoming fears, just to be there.
Four hours before departure, I sat down to watch George Romero’s old Zombie movie. I wanted to refresh my knowledge about the living dead. About their appearance, habits, habits and habits – about everything that can come in handy on a trip. On the screen, the zombies looked very scary. They tore people like candy wrappers. Continue reading
